I just found a site through (of all things!) advertising on Facebook and I really like it. It's called Mod Cloth. They feature indie designers and vintage pieces and for what they sell, their prices are reasonable. I mean, it's not Target....but you can't get indie stuff at Target.
So as I perusing, I looked in their Apartment section and low and behold: Mini Cupcake Alarm Clock!
Hello! I need it. It's going on the birthday list since we're on a spending freeze so that we can afford both the down payment for the house we're trying to buy AND the new fridge and washer/dryer that the house doesn't come with.
Look how wee it is: