The First Ever, Food Wishes Crazy Cooking Caption Contest!

Simply post a comment with your own hilarious caption for this photo. A winner will be picked Tuesday. Only one caption per player. I will get things started with my entry:

Cooking was just one of the relaxation techniques Bob learned in anger management.

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